Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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