Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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