whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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