Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it was like eating out sand paper
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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