These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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