who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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