Me. At least after what I've been through.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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