Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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