Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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