He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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