My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We need to get me chipped asap
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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