She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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