why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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