Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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