Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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