At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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