I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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