new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did I show you my penis last night?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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