More tranny stories later!
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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