South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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