Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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