Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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