And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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