If i come over, it means nothing
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad