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(423): View more from Tennessee

he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(289): View more from Ontario

It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.

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(305): View more from Florida

We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.

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(419): View more from Ohio

We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...

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(205): View more from Alabama

I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.

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(520): View more from Arizona

You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.

(520): View more from Arizona

Seriously, come on.

(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.

(520): View more from Arizona

I hate you.

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