i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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