dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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