I can tuck mytits in my pants
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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