so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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