I wish I only lived at night.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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