Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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