My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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