He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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