my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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