Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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