He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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