ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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