Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Hippo gnu deer
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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