Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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