Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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