i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
