what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There's always time for handjobs
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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