I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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