at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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