at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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