Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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