Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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