Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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