All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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