Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
