Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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