we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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