it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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