Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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