Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
my sisters under your porch take her home
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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