When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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